Tuesday, May 16, 2006

The Woodster

- So this morning, I get up, throw up all the wine that I drank last night, pulled on some shorts, wiped the sleep out of my eyes, and ran into Woody Harrelson. The "Woodster" is taping a film in front of my building and they got the whole street shut down. Apparently he is "playing" a gay male escort, which is hot. Also saw Kristin Scott Thomas. Bitch was working a Dianne VonFurstenburg wrap dress and some 5 inch stilettos. I watched for over an hour as they taped her walking up and down some steps. SOOO GLAMOUROUS!!!! Here are some pics...


At 2:55 AM, Anonymous Captain Peecock said...

I went away but now I'm back [like a bad rash...or a case of giardia infested stool!]

a couple of years back my trick had passed out in his hotel bed and i stumbled into the bathroom to take a pisser in the shitter. well, unbeknownst to me he'd spewn his guts out all over the tile floor [and bathtub, too!]. i didn't realize it til i was standing in some kind of chunky, meaty?, slippery red wine looking "stuff". guess i should have turned the light on first. i don't remember how i cleaned my feet off. maybe i crawled back into bed that way. after we woke up in the morning, he told me he'd been drinking port all evening. then we mated again. i felt a little dirty, but that was okay, because he was a Brit. and uncut. we got nasty. i luuuurved it.

Bye :-)

At 2:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ah tis a cute website. Alister.
Made me laugh loads


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