Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Raise your hand...


- Raise your hand if you decided to wear your "Totally slutty Ginch Gonch Fire Truck" underwear to class today...

- Raise your hand if you were in a hurry while running to your internship and decided to throw your suit on and not check your fly (it was down)...

- Raise your hand if you also accidently tucked the back of your oxford into your underwear and decided to not wear your blazer "Because it's sooo nice outside"...

- Raise your hand if NO ONE in your office decided to sack up and tell you that they could see your really gay underwear...

- Raise your hand if an un-named (and totally gay) Chief of Staff of a prominent Senator alerted you to your underwear "no-no" while at a reception (and then asked you if you were on Friendster)...

- Raise your hand if you feel like a giant whore...

- Raise your hand if you went out to drinks tonight with aforementioned Chief of Staff...

3 Comments:

At 8:55 AM, Anonymous christy said...

but cory, i thought you didn't WEAR underwear!!! ;-)

 
At 10:18 AM, Blogger RetroDragon said...

Sweet. (Last night, when someone told me they weren't on Friendster, I drunkenly exclaimed, "How they hell do you find out the names of the people you've slept with?" It was, of course, at that moment the whole bar just happened to go silent, and everyone turned to look at me. Fun.)

 
At 6:35 PM, Blogger Carrie Broadshoulders said...

*raises hand*

Oh and now I've had to join the ranks of myspace as well. I call it the straight man's friendster. Though i did find a few hotties from college that are evidently NOT on friendster. I definitely prefer friendster but a socialite should never limit her options.

 

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