Monday, March 06, 2006

Finally...

- After years of searching, I finally found my ALL TIME favorite SNL funny skit. DRUNK GIRL!!!! Although it seems the character may act far fetched, I challenge anyone to go into any frat-ish bar I.E. McFadden's, The Waterfront in G-town, Cornerstone ect. and not find this girl holding court either at the bar or on it. Whorish top from H & M soaked in Bacardi and diet, friends trying to console her and mascara a-runnin. These are the girls that make me glad me wrikey wienies...

5 Comments:

At 5:43 AM, Anonymous Captain Peecock said...

CornDog!,

What is your fave "brand" of wienie?? Do you like them cut and Kosher? or dark and smoked [in your grill, perhaps?] or pink with a little extra skin on the tip? hmmmm? do you like 'em cheesy? or x-tra meaty? Vienna sausages? Slim Jims? what kind of "condom-ints" do you like? what else do you "relish" on your "pickle"?! [tee hee hee!] how about some of Der Deutsche Bratwurst? or Polska Kielbasa?? [and a side of hairy sauerkraut?!] Decisions, decisions, dear boy!....

Better yet, why not have them all! Have a Hickory Farms FunDay!!!

 
At 5:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um - I'm just going to assume you know this peacock fellow. Dirty.

 
At 7:25 PM, Blogger Cornelius said...

Your guess is as good as mine...someone loves the anonymity of the internet methinks.

 
At 8:57 PM, Anonymous Captain Peecock said...

Yes, Anon, unlike the better known PEAcocks which are renowned for their beauty and colourful plumage, we PEEcocks are indeed very dirty dirrrty birdys. Our voracious consumption of meat and alcohol is what sets us apart from other breeds. Not to mention our insatiable mating habits and our inexplicable fondness for....corn. We are skittish and elusive creatures, quite difficult to capture. But, once caught, we make very loyal...and horny...pets.

 
At 4:00 PM, Blogger Carrie Broadshoulders said...

intriguing

 

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