Monday, January 16, 2006

"Does this mean I have to got through tard class again??"


- Lo siento about the last post. The real heading should be "How to Make Cornelius Stay in DC". I apologize for any tricks shaking in their Ugg boots on 17th street at the "cyber cafe"reading this thinking that I am 100% moving. Make me stay bitches, make me stay. (Just kidding I am totes moving to NYC)

12 Comments:

At 1:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

where in the South are you from?

 
At 1:31 AM, Blogger Cornelius said...

Murrland

 
At 1:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought "Murrland, My Murrland" was such a beautiful song---all 9 verses of it, including the part about burning the Northern scum. [tee hee]

If/when you move to NYC, you be sho to rip'sent yoself and yo homelan' with lots o' pride. Watch out for any no good sorry up no'th yankee trash!

 
At 6:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't Murrland the "free state" during the war of northern aggression? I'd hardly call that suthern.

 
At 8:27 PM, Blogger Cornelius said...

Actually the nickname "The Free State" came from colonial times where Maryland was settled by Catholics looking for a state where they were "Free" to practice their religion away from critical puritan eyes...Ok I need a drink.

 
At 9:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, but Murrland also never really joined the South in that war and in fact supplied troops to both the North and the South...that ain't Suthern'...that's non committal.

 
At 9:57 PM, Blogger Cornelius said...

Actually certain counties in Maryland did lend alliegance (spelling?) to the south and the north as you say. Where I was raised, we sadly supported the south. I was raised on an old plantation, hence my nickname "Cortation".

 
At 10:21 PM, Anonymous miss christy said...

...and hence why you had a big sassy black nanny. "ohhh miss scarlet, i don't know nothin bout birthin no babies (or homos)!!!!!"

 
At 12:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha...yes indeed. i grew up in the uncontestable south so don't feel bad...there were battlefields all around...we understood their historical value while we were hanging out in the middle of them smoking up and drinking on the weekends.

 
At 12:33 AM, Blogger Cornelius said...

To the last anonymous poster: I grew up across the street from a slave graveyard...beat that!
BTW: Who are you anonymous people..REVEAL YO'SELVES!!!! And you shall be showered with vodka and tonics and viewings of "Little Britain".

 
At 9:24 PM, Blogger Carrie Broadshoulders said...

Dust? Anyone? No?

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Dust? Anyone? No?

Dust is actually low in fat...low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.

 
At 9:24 PM, Blogger Carrie Broadshoulders said...

Martin? It's Linda. Yes, I've got the entire cast of fraggle rock in my office.

 

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