Thursday, January 26, 2006

Date night...

- Well it's Thursday, so you know what that means, undescended testicle night at Apex or Date Night. I am opting for the latter. My fine gentleman escort tonight was best described as my drunken roommate as "Shiit, he's like Mr. Big and you are SJP". Yes readers, I am going on a date tonight with a wealthy, older gentleman. Not in a hooker way, but it's fun being able to go out to really swank restaurants without paying. He is the one I mentioned in a previous post about possibly being under investigation for bribing politicians. If he gets indicted I am TOTALLY gonna be the "young male friend" that sits in the courtroom in an inappropriate outfit while posing for the cameras. Wish me luck beyotches. Apparently we have reservations at Indeblue, never been there, supposed to be good though...yuuuurm.

- Also, I am watching the "Today Show" and goddamn it, why does my lover, Katie Couric have to show fucking pictures of her colonostipy (or butt camera operation) EVERY FUCKING DAY. Katie baby, please stick to showing of your dangerous gams and talking about how fucking retarded/adorable your children are.

3 Comments:

At 8:00 AM, Blogger Dale said...

I cannot abide by the dance of the fetus's aka sadlands on thursday night, does that make me old and crochety at 23?

Dating older gentleman is a tough call, been there, done that, tanned at the beach houses... just remember, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun.

 
At 4:27 PM, Blogger aklsdjhfa said...

Please tell me you're dating Jack Abramoff...

 
At 3:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how much older is "older"?

 

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