Monday, January 09, 2006

Cornelius is soooooo gay...

- How gay is he?? He made his own Shake 'n Bake mix because he was drunk at the grocery store and bought 10 pounds of chicken shake and bake, even though he did manage to pick up another $7 jug 'o wine from Watergate Liquors.

Breadcrumbs, or stale bread totally smashed to pieces
Old Bay (me rikey crabs)
Some red Indian spice your roommate had in the spice cabinet
Fresh cracked pepper (to obtain freshly cracked black pepper, take whole pepper corns, put in ziplock, proceed to beat with bible that crazy religious Aunt gave you Christmas '02)
Garlic salt
Dried Cilantro

Place chicken breast into large ziploc bag then pour in "Sassy Spice" mix, close ziploc, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, ohhhhh ohh, shake it like a polaroid picture, place coated chicken on pan previously sprayed with Pam, cook at 450 for 20 minutes. Eat the chicken titty, throw it up into your toilet then blog about it.

Betty Cocklover


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