Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Cause y'all know I likes me some greens

Dear Watergate Safeway,

Please stock Glory Foods Greens back into your store. Not only do they provide essential nutrients and act as a natural laxative, but bitches, they be tastey up in my face piece. Hailing from the South, I feel that the regional representation of southern quisine is lacking. Having Hooter's wings and hominy is not enough!!! WE WANT OUR GREENS!!!! I totes love your store even though it is the size of my closet. You have the hottest checkout boys in DC.

Love that's great and piss that's clean, me love me some collard greens,


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