Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Jesus is the reason I am freezin'

- I just found out that my legal writing professor owns Amsterdam Falafel Shop in Adams Morgan...Should i be excited that he offered me free grub whenever i am in the neighborhood or freaked out that MY PROFESSOR FOR LEGAL WRITING CLASS OWNS A FALAFEL SHOP!

- Went to Halo last night with a new friend, the crowd there on Mondays suck wang dang doodles. I got drunk and asked this one fag if I could braid his silky ponytail, he almost choked on the faggy 7 dollar bottle of Voss water he was sipping.

- After Halo my friend and I sauntered over to JR's for showtunes (aka J'adore Yentel) night. Ran into some guy i celebrated the 4th of July with and never called, tiddle bit awkward. Also watched a sassy black man get all unconsious and fall on the floor in front of me, bitched to friends he was giving fags a bad name because he was wearing black leather shoes with a brown leather belt.

- Went to HRC career fair on saturday and sunday with my fave millitant black lesbians Alex and Cha Cha. Got 2 interviews with prestigious DC lawfirms and got taken out for drinks by public relations head of HRC. Care factor 100.

- Got invite for 5th year class reunion. Am I going? HELLA YEAH!!! since the hubby is in London, methinks i will bring gay porn star friend or Phillipino tranny. Can't wait to punch all the pregnant bitches in their guts.

- Legal theory professor accused me of being a republican, told me after class he was glad that i represented the GOP's view in class against "those pot head liberal" classmates. Told him i was a faggot democrat and didn't enjoy him making assumptions about my peers. Peace out A+, nice knowing ya.

- Happy National Coming Out Day bitches. May your days be filled with sexy adventures in pink palaces inhabited by unicorns, kittens, and Dj's that only play Kylie and Dusty Springfield songs.

- Met Bo Derrick at work the other day. Her face looks like this (Cornelius pulls sides of face tight and pouts lips like a drunk Olsen twin) and told me to tell my boss the Democratic Congressman to basically approve all the republican spending bills. She walked into MY office and told ME to DO something??? Don't she know she interupted my game of Oregon Trail. Fuck you Bo Derrick, fuck you for facillitating my covered wagon flipping over in the snake river. And for God's sake put some clothes on when you come to capital hill, no one wants to see your itty bitty titties barely covered by a blouse that is obviously an Randolph Duke knockoff. Fucking vagina faced whoremonger.

and I am spent.


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