Sunday, August 28, 2005

I'm a mess...clean me up bitches

- John Norris from MTV is gayer than Andy Dick roller skating through Dupont Circle in a rainbow bodysuit farting glitter and reciting Emily Dickinson poetry about vaginas.

- To celebrate my new job, I got wasted and stumbled into JR's where I was promptly kicked out (for a second time...hot) for cussing out this bitch I used to fuck. Messy boy, very messy.

- While I was home I was invited to go to my 5 year class reunion, I want to bring a big old nelly fag with me...any takers. My friends and I will just be getting drunk and punching pregger trailer sluts in the stomach. Come with.

- I want to date Zach Posen.

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