Friday, June 10, 2005

My so-called (summer) life

My summer so far has consisted of...

- Copious amounts of Vodka and tonic.

- Working my ass off.

- Marathons of VH1's Stripped Search, Kept, and A Different World.

- Pretending I am Miss Whitley Gilbert at the Georgetown Ralph Lauren.

- Sleeping 12 hours a day.

- Going to 2 days of class out of 10.

- Getting a tan on my roof.

- Happy hour / social commentary on 17th street.

- Finding non-gay sleeveless shirts.

- Planning my 3rd Annual Pride Party / Drunken Porn Star Orgy with the Loverly Miss Christie.

- Having "adult" relations in public (long story).


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