Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Jet set, my crotch is wet...

Sorry I haven't written in a while but between trips to San Fran (gay), NYC (gayer), Fire Island (wish I realized lube is not an effective sun-block), Rehomo (burn my eyes out there are 50 year old men wearing thongs gay), bartendering($$$), drinking wine that I stole from my parents (Vive alcoholism), summer class (fuck my brain piece), mentoring poor/stoned/drunk kids (your asses are all going to prison why am I wasting my time?), and testing the relationship waters (SCHWING), I have been a busy mo-fo. Me thinks I will take a few weeks off, but have no fear, I am going to pride this year dressed as a porn star (Clem the Cowboy) with my friend Christy yet again. We will be getting "we-tall-did" (retarded) and telling people to "Buy the wienies". Pictures (and hilarity) will ensue.

Fuck y'all bitches I am going to bed.

p.s. If you get Showtime, you MUST watch Mario Cantone's one man show "Laugh Whore"...It's der schitt!!


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