Tuesday, April 26, 2005

I am still drunk

- So I got kicked out of a party last night. I have no idea but this girl said I hit her or something, methinks Cornelius was a rowdy guest. I think I might have been drunk...and cussed at her. No more drinking on school nights...I think I have alcohol poisoning. I was a little too much for m'lady. I got escorted out, I feel like a fucking winner.

- In unrelated news, I am one step closer to realizing my dream of becoming a sassy black lady...I bought a cocoa butter stick...and I love it.

- I am drunk from aforementioned party and I have to go to the bank, I think I want to drain all my accounts and take a bath in money, that would be hot.



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