Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Daily Affimations

So I am sitting here doing a lil reading for class when I realize...WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING. Ok let me clarify, I am a Gender Studies major (a major I created myself because i just love being different) and all my homework, reports, assigned readings either have to do with butt love, pornography or "women's problems". I do believe I am the only one that gets a chubby from doing my homework. So I take down all my text books from my shelf (pottery barn) and glance through them. The preliminary count is 3 mentions of fisting, 1 sub-chapter dedicated to toxic-shock syndrom, and a plethora of wiener pics. Why couldn't I have just stayed a Poli-sci major?


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